vocals, acoustic rhythm guitar, lyrical genius, inspirational driving force, devilishly-handsome male
Where to begin? |
In the beginning there was --
1.
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Cultural Revolution
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circa 1989
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(being in band is cool when you're 14) |
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2.
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Cerebral Technique
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circa 1990
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(a Casio-Tone 150 makes you Depeche Mode cover band) |
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3.
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The Reformation
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circa MCMXCI
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(fronted by a former member of Menudo) |
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4.
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Seven Foot Sled |
circa 1993
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(one hit wonders of summer vacation) |
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5.
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Frigadee Bong
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circa 1994
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(bringeth the techno) |
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6.
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Sputnik Fly
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circa 1994-1997
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(I can get paid for this?) |
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7.
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Jesus Christ Alien
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circa 1996
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(Sputnik Fly cover band ... why?) |
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8.
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Poop!
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circa 1998
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(must -- keep playing -- need to feed -- ego) |
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9.
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Andy & His 4-Track
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circa 1999
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(unemployment = lotsa free time) |
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10.
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The Mail Order Band
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circa 2000
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(They're Grrreat!!!) |
Electric rhythm and lead guitars, bass, drum programming, keys, vibes, symphony orchestra, assorted other MIDI instruments, webmaster, promoter, marginally attractive aging bachelor |
You might remember Scott from such bands as:
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Atlas
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circa 1990
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(Slowhand guitarist + psycho drummer + classical pianist = cacophony) |
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2.
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Sonic Warfare
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1990-1992
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(Music for brain surgeons) |
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3.
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The 6¢ Shooters
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1992-1993
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(Rat Jam losers extraordinaire) |
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4.
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REHAB
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1993-????
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(The Really "E"nebriated Horrible Acoustic Band) |
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5.
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Tastes Like Chicken
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1993-1994
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(Nobody noticed, nobody noticed...) |
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6.
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Sputnik Fly
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1995-1997
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(You did write these songs, didn't you?!) |
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7.
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What's Up With Chad?
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1997-1997
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(What's up with What's Up With Chad?) |
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8.
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1997-present
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(From MIDI master to mp3 magnate) |
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9.
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HotBlack Desiato
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1998-present
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(The bassman cometh) |
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10.
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The Mail Order Band
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2000-future
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(To infinity and yadda yadda yadda...) |